Taylor Swift's "BFF" Ed Sheeran has determined that for her next record, she should date 37-year-old elf boy Orlando Bloom. The Mirror reports that in an interview with Event magazine, Sheeran noted that Taylor and Orlando are neighbors now, which would make a relationship quite convenient.

He explains: "[Orlando's] lovely, and they live in the same building...the magic might present itself eventually." Sheeran is under the impression that he is a successful matchmaker now, because he allegedly set up Courtney Cox with that guy from Snow Patrol.

That being said, Swift & Bloom is a bad idea for two glaringly obvious reasons:

1) Taylor's other BFF Selena Gomez totally had a thing with Orlando last year while she was on a break from Justin Bieber.

2) Taylor has already found true love.

Ed Sheeran, what are you even thinking? Idiot.

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