Stand-up comic Myles Weber was preparing to perform a set when a heckler started harassing the comedian ahead of him, who also happened to be his friend.

When the heckler yelled "that was terrible!" as his pal was leaving the stage, Weber decided to ditch his set and devote the entire time he was allotted to destroying the woman.

Sadly, the club's management stepped in after a few minutes to ask the woman to leave, but not before offering her a parting gift: A lifetime supply of salve.

[H/T: Reddit]