Subway Jared Allegedly Ran Porn Lending Library Out of His College Dorm
Many of us suffered a devastating blow this morning when we learned that beloved sandwich savant and Subway black card holder Jared Fogle had his home raided as part of a child porn investigation. Apparently, however, this news shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise: Back in college, Jared’s original claim to fame was loaning his classmates all the porn they could handle.
According to a Best Week Ever exclusive from back in 2007, while at Indiana University, Jared ran a black market pornography rental service straight out of his dorm room. From Best Week Ever:
His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.
It only gets darker from there. The reason Jared started chowing down on Subway sandwiches in the first place was because the chain had opened up a store on the first floor of his college dorm. And since his “job” (read: dealing out porn to his friends for free) was just a closet away from his bed, “Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness.”
A fact that makes all those Subway commercials—to say nothing of our hearts and souls—just a little bit darker.
