The gentle woman with the rampageous voice, Susan Boyle, has for the first time in her 53 years on this earth, bagged a dude. And with that man comes all the uncertainty of first-time love. As the Britain's Got Talent alum recently said of her new American (nice!) doctor (niiiiice!) friend:

It's very early days so we'll see what happens. I hope he comes over.

Ugh, I hope so, too, and I hope she's not saying that because she knows he won't, but because she actually wants to see him right this instant. Go over, American doctor. Holler at your girl.

Boyle went on:

I don't want to say any more about who he is right now as that would be unfair on him. All I'll say is we are around the same age and he was a very nice guy.

And may he continue to be so for the rest of your days on earth forever and ever amen. (Why are you speaking about him in the past tense, Boyle?!? Chin up.)

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