Recent Scientology protests have brought us all joy and laughter, but it wasn't until today that we saw a photo of the church's security goons guarding the New York headquarters. They look, as an ANONYMOUS tipster pointed out, "like they are playing arms dealers in a shoestring-budget 1990s USA Network spy thriller." You'll be sorry when Dolph Lundgren shows up, Scientology! [Security guards by Vidiot]