Surprise! Seventy-five percent of Americans agree with you that 2009 was a horrible, awful year.

America's most hated political figure, former Vice President Dick Cheney, has inserted himself into the news again. He said something about Obama, and terror. That has been a wonderful 2009 trend, reporting on what Cheney mumbles.

It was a miserable, terrible year full of death and loss. Here are a few of the things we will miss, and the things that we wish had died in their place. Please offer your own suggestions in comments.

This year-end countdown is different in that it's strictly composed of sock puppets acting out ridiculous celebrity moments. There's a tiny part of you that wants to see sock puppet Chris Brown beat up a sock puppet Rihanna, right?

Pop music was alive and well this year. From Kings of Leon to Lady GaGa, the year in pop wasn't completely vomit inducing. Here's DJ Earworm (Best. DJ name. Ever) brilliantly mashing it all together for easy consumption.

One YouTube user crammed 342 movies—an entire year's worth— into a seven-minute-long video. He's made a list of all the films included and after a quick check, looks legitimate. So glad that some people still don't have jobs!

Between pranks, sports, tech, video games, singing, dancing, and television— there was a lot to choose from. These are the top 100 videos that became famous on the web in 2009, all in less than three minutes.

"Let's hope the Magic Negro does a good job," is the New Year's wish of "Jen and John C," courtesy of the Fox News crawler. Hey, thanks for that. Click through for the clip:

Obviously we live in a cruel and absurd universe of well-rewarded idiocy and undeserved second chances, but if we didn't, these are the ten people you'd meet in the nu-depression's breadlines.