2014
Bono May Never Play Guitar Again, Says Bono
Jay Hathaway · 01/02/15 09:43AMThe Best of "Fuck Her Right in the Pussy," the Dumb Meme 2014 Deserved
Jay Hathaway · 12/26/14 09:35AMThis dumb year full of racist cops, Ebola, boring pop music, and subway condoms that went untouched for weeks is finally almost over. Hooray! An arbitrary temporal demarcation to provide the illusion that the worst is behind us! But before it does, here's a look back at what you thought was funny in 2014: People yelling "fuck her right in the pussy!" on live TV.
Every Rape Reported at Fraternities This Year
Allie Jones · 12/22/14 09:00AMIn 1776, the Phi Beta Kappa society was founded at the College of William and Mary for men in the "pursuit of liberal education and intellectual fellowship." Over the course of the next two centuries, Greek letter societies proliferated across the U.S. and morphed into the all-male butt-chugging clubs we know as fraternities today. This year in particular was big for frats, in that they were clearly identified as the primary arena for rape to take place on campus.
Giant Clamshell Spotted Floating Down Mississippi
Max Read · 06/25/14 09:37AMThis Is the Most 2014 Shirt of 2014
Jordan Sargent · 06/10/14 01:20PMWhat Are Your New Year's Resolutions?
Lacey Donohue · 01/01/14 03:01PMNew Year's resolutions are pretty much wish lists for lazy people. This might be why I love making them. The promise of a new beginning that will completely right all the wrongs of the previous year? Yes, please! Pass the pen and paper. Who's to say this isn't the year where I'll finally lose that weight, run that marathon, and get those finances under control?
2014 Is the Year of the Seven-Toed 3D Pornography Beast
Ken Layne · 01/01/14 10:00AMOn this New Year's Day in America, 2014, the nation's typists ("thought leaders") are required to use their long-dormant psychic abilities to designate the next 12 months as the Year of Something or Other, whether that be "accidental mass suicide" or "wearable automobiles" or "raccoon-sized talking spiders." Such predictions will generally be wrong, yet there is also the remote possibility that the simple act of making a prediction will cause it to happen, no matter how ridiculous or vile.