2016
Republicans on Donald Trump, Their Beloved Nominee
Alex Pareene · 05/05/16 12:42PMDonald Trump has sewn up the Republican presidential nomination. This presents something of a dilemma for the many Republicans who have spent the last few months going on television and saying very unkind things about Donald Trump.
203 Days and a Wake Up
J.K. Trotter · 04/18/16 06:30AMWhy Is the Internet Obsessed With Photos of Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin?
J.K. Trotter · 04/12/16 01:05PMFor the past several days, including today, the most trafficked piece of content on Politico.com has been a slideshow of 17 wire pictures featuring Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton and her long-time aide Huma Abedin in various settings, including the 2008 campaign trail and several countries Clinton visited as Secretary of State. Its description refers to Abedin as Clinton’s “body woman”—an appellation borrowed, it seems, from a 2006 Observer article—and Abedin’s job as “assisting the former secretary of state’s move back into her private life.” Its title is, “How close are Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton?”
210 Days and a Wake Up
J.K. Trotter · 04/11/16 07:56AMReport: Hillary Clinton Used Static Noise Machine to Prevent Reporters from Hearing Fundraising Speech
J.K. Trotter · 04/08/16 06:50PMOn Thursday, Hillary Clinton delivered a fundraising speech at the private residence of Colorado’s governor, John Hickenlooper, in Denver’s Park Hill neighborhood. The venue, a tent pitched on Hickenlooper’s lawn, was positioned close to the nearest street, which would have (theoretically) enabled non-guests to listen in on Clinton’s remarks. According to an on-scene reporter, however, the Democratic frontrunner’s campaign used a “static noise machine”—i.e., a larger speaker blasting static interference—to prevent such eavesdropping:
It Couldn't Possibly Matter Less if Susan Sarandon Doesn't Vote For Hillary Clinton
Alex Pareene · 03/29/16 03:21PMTable tennis semipro and cannabis enthusiast Susan Sarandon is among the most prominent celebrity endorsers of Bernie Sanders, which makes her public statements matters of great import to political commentators, columnists, and assigning editors. Today, everyone is mad because she said she’d support Trump if Hillary Clinton won the nomination.
People Have Been Talking About "The Thing" With Ted Cruz For Some Time Now
Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/25/16 01:36PMReporters Keep Insisting Jeb Bush Is “Human”
J.K. Trotter · 02/23/16 01:52PMThe wreckage of Jeb Bush’s foredoomed campaign has already inspired dozens of articles about the mistakes and miscalculations that led donors, consultants, and Bush himself to believe he had a shot at winning the 2016 race. This genre of journalism reliably offers revealing anecdotes and bitchy anonymous quotes about a campaign’s internal dysfunction. The journalists on Bush’s case, however, seem preoccupied not with behind-the-scenes drama, but with the question of Bush’s soul. Indeed, four reports published in the last four days have emphasized that Bush is “human.” That seems like a trend!
Jeb Bush Formally Suspends 2016 Campaign
J.K. Trotter · 02/20/16 08:49PMClinton Campaign Reportedly Paid Katy Perry's Company $70,000
Allie Jones · 02/19/16 02:50PMMillennial favorites (?) Demi Lovato, Lena Dunham, and Katy Perry have all campaigned for Hillary Clinton this election cycle, and according to a new report from The Free Beacon, at least one of them has gotten paid. The Clinton campaign reported paying Perry’s company, Kitty Purry, Inc., almost $70,000 in December for “event production.”
Trump Is Losing Now (According to One Poll)
Alex Pareene · 02/17/16 06:06PMHillary Clinton Has a Henry Kissinger Problem
Alex Pareene · 02/05/16 11:46AMAt last night’s Democratic debate between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton invoked an unexpected figure: Henry Kissinger. “I was very flattered when Henry Kissinger said I ran the State Department better than anybody had run it in a long time,” she said, in an off-hand aside. It wasn’t an endorsement of Kissinger, or really much of anything. It was just a little brag that would have played well in a different room.
Hillary Clinton Is In Some Kind of Email Shit Again
J.K. Trotter · 02/04/16 10:21AMA longstanding fear among Hillary Clinton’s supporters is that U.S. authorities will attempt to indict the front-runner candidate for mishandling classified information as Secretary of State—a move that would almost certainly help derail Clinton’s entire campaign. Today is not a good day for those supporters! Among this morning’s revelations:
Marco Rubio Loses Iowa Caucuses, Wins Narrative Primary
Alex Pareene · 02/01/16 11:27PMThis morning, the smart money had it that Donald Trump would win Iowa, and Ted Cruz would come in second—but it was possible that Trump could under-perform and Cruz would win. Well, Ted Cruz has won Iowa. Donald Trump is in second, and Marco Rubio is in third. But according to “the narrative,” Donald Trump is tonight’s big loser, and Rubio the upset victor.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Will Win Iowa Tonight, Unless They Don't
Alex Pareene · 02/01/16 09:41AMThe Iowa caucuses are tonight. What’s going to happen? On the Republican side, either Donald Trump will win, or Ted Cruz will win. According to a poll conducted by Ann Selzer, unanimously considered the best pollster in Iowa, Trump will win. That’s a good reason to feel confident in a Trump victory.
Bernie Sanders, Supposed Populist, Has Been Treated For Gout, the "Disease of Kings"
Alex Pareene · 01/28/16 01:48PMVermont senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is in “very good health,” according to a letter from the attending U.S. Senate physician. But there’s one fact in Sanders’ health history that belies his image as a maverick populist unbeholden to monied interests: Sanders has been treated for gout.