Kristin Cavallari’s gloomy day outfit.

Big Facebook news today: Fledgling memoirist Kristin Cavallari has shared some more of her favorite web articles with her followers. This time, the links come from a new, almost completely impenetrable viral content factory called wowphotoblast.me.

Kristin Cavallari’s favorite celebrity news outlet is perhaps E! News. E! does not drag her into drama and shit, like Us Weekly does, and it was E! that first broke the news that Kristin was writing a book.* Kristin has done a lot of interviews with E!, including an E! Entertainment Special about her life, which I keep forgetting to post here. (It’s 22 minutes long.)

Kristin Cavallari has previously alleged that the various peep toe pumps and fringed booties she’s designed for Chinese Laundry are “staples.” Those heels are not the only items Kristin thinks a gal should have in her closet, however. In a new post on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, she revealed:

Kristin Cavallari’s jewelry line Emerald Duv (“Emerald Duv”) is on sale all the way through Monday.

“Neutrogena sunscreen.”

What is Kristin Cavallari doing this Thanksgiving? Playing a video game, if you can believe that.

I know this much is true: Kristin Cavallari loves her Hoover® Cordless Vacuum. She’s said it herself:

Surprise: Kristin Cavallari’s friend and former Hills castmate Audrina Patridge got engaged to her longtime boyfriend Corey Bohan over the weekend.

Now the birth of Jesus Christ was as follows: when His mother Mary had been betrothed to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child by the Holy Spirit. (Matthew 1:18)

Over the years, Kristin Cavallari has opened up about her life to magazines like American Baby, CosmoGIRL!, and Dear Doctor (the premier periodical for dental professionals). But perhaps the most revealing interview was Kristin’s with Line magazine last year.

Kristin Cavallari, a woman powerless to ignore any and all “natural lifestyle” tips she finds on the Internet, did something with her feet yesterday in an attempt to induce labor.

Kristin Cavallari is expecting her third child—a girl to be named after a dog—“any day now....[pink bow emoji][pink hearts emoji].” If you don’t believe that, please see the following photo of Kristin making a heart over her belly with her hands:

Kristin Cavallari informs us that her dear friend Pippy Pom has written a book.

Since the end of September, Kristin Cavallari has posted 26 links on her public Facebook page. Four of those links concern Kristin personally. The other 22 are links to articles on LittleThings.com, a viral parenting/DIY content factory with an occasionally conservative bent.

Gold is the hair of Kristin
And brown are the eyes
Peach/tan is the skin of Kristin
But what is the height?

One potato, two potato, three potato, none potato: This is the conundrum in which Kristin Cavallari recently found herself embroiled. “Ladies,” cried Kristin to her sisters—the mothers, the she-wolves, the ducks, and the sows—“I need your help!”