Courtney Love has made a late career out of being an incoherent mess, but it sounds like she turned up the crazy to 11 at a concert she gave last night in Washington D.C. Damn, I wish I was there.

For far too long, women have lived under the tyranny of men, especially in their romantic relationships. This treaty devoids them of any attachment to any male, be it emotional, physical, or sexual. We hereby declare: