Briefly enticing the occasional director of hyperkinetic gangster flicks away from the time-consuming responsibility of making sure that his wife's orphan acquisitions aren't repossessed by any disillusioned biological family members while she's out shopping with the promise of some cocktails at the Sunset Marquis bar, the Sunday NY Times spent a fascinating "Night Out With" Madonna househusband Guy Ritchie, an encounter which began with Ritchie demonstrating his martial arts skills to an impressed reporter:

A Drunk Finally Gets A Chance To Whine
NEW YORK

Is George Stephanopoulos totally gay? It sure seems like it: After all, his wife horned her way all the way into someone else's A Night Out With in order to trumpet his rampant heterosexytimes desires! Said wife, Alexandra Wentworth, joined dancer and novelist Paulina Porizkova at the pedicure trough to exchange intimacies with each other and with the Times' Winter Miller. "Ms. Porizkova and Ms. Wentworth met on a television pilot and have been close ever since, even with Ms. Wentworth now living in Washington. They wasted not a moment catching up. With these two, there was no story too gross, no moment too humiliating to rehash. Most are unprintable here. The semi-sanitized highlight reel? Ms. Wentworth's husband still wants to make love daily and every year for Christmas he gives his wife a trainer." Hot! But does George use him too?