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ABC's Work It Could Be the Worst Television Show in History
Seth Abramovitch · 12/01/11 12:59AMEvery year gets a movie so unspeakably disgusting, it becomes a cultural touchstone in its own right. Last year it was The Human Centipede; this year, Jack and Jill. Imagine combining the two into the The Jack and Jill Centipede: a four-man, ass-to-mouth daisy chain of Adam Sandlers surgically attached to Adam Sandlers in drag. The mind reels, the stomach heaves. But you know what's even grosser than that? This. Work It.
Mario Batali's Fat Ass Broke a Bed
Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 05:35PMKnow what is funnier than fat people falling or breaking things? Famous fat people falling or breaking things. Know what's funnier than that? When it happens on national television.
Pan Am Is Cancelled, Unless It Isn't
Brian Moylan · 11/29/11 04:50PMOnce Upon a Time: A Fairy Tale Beginning
Richard Lawson & Brian Moylan · 10/24/11 11:48AMEverything these days that isn't about vampires is about fairy tales. There's 18 Snow White movies coming out, that awful Little Red Riding Hood movie no one saw, and two fairy-tale related shows on TV this fall. ABC's Once Upon a Time came a-courting first. Was it a happily ever after or a poisoned apple?
The Downsizing of Mandy Moore
Richard Lawson · 10/19/11 05:15PMAnne Hathaway to Die in Paris
Richard Lawson · 10/18/11 04:30PMABC Cancels Charlie's Angels
Brian Moylan · 10/14/11 02:51PMRevenge Is the Best New Show on Television
Brian Moylan · 10/13/11 12:05PMThe $60 On Demand Movie Has Been Canceled
Richard Lawson · 10/12/11 05:15PMPan Am: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Men World
Brian Moylan · 09/26/11 11:24AMI can imagine last year at the Emmy's when Mad Men won for the third year in a row that all the networks execs were sitting around thinking, "We need to get us a Mad Men!" What came out of that thought is ABC's Pan Am, but their sweet '60s nostalgia lozenge isn't anywhere as easy to swallow as the original.
The Surprising Employment of Vanessa Hudgens
Richard Lawson · 09/12/11 04:00PMNBC to Make Show About Lesbo
Richard Lawson · 09/08/11 04:31PMThe Continued Redemption of Anne Heche
Richard Lawson · 09/01/11 04:49PMYou Will Never Escape Sex and the City
Richard Lawson · 08/17/11 04:59PMWe've Already Found the Worst New Show of the Fall Season
Brian Moylan · 08/09/11 05:07PMABC Apologizes For Airing Nicki Minaj's Nipple
Leah Beckmann · 08/05/11 02:51PMThe Nicki Minajes and the Khloe Kardashians the world over understand that the occasional slip of the nipple on live television is an occupational hazard. It happens! In fact, it seems to happen so often these days that no one cares that much when it does. But that doesn't mean ABC is cool with what happened on Good Morning America earlier today. The network issued a statement apologizing to Minaj and viewers for the offending nipple.