How do you turn the traditional neo-Nazi march that passes through your small town every year into a good thing? If you're the residents of Wunsiedel, in Bavaria, Germany, you turn their hate parade into an involuntary walkathon, so that every step they take raises more money for an anti-fascist charity.

You know how socialist billionaire Warren Buffett wrote that column last week where he said, "cut the coddling shit, government bros—I want to be taxed more," or something to that effect, and just about everybody tweeted it? Yeah, well, Charles Koch didn't like that column very much.

Pamela Geller, the bored white lady who dedicated her time to haranguing against the "Ground Zero Mosque," is now calling on her fellow oafs to protest the mosque during the upcoming City Council hearings on the proposed NYC Wal-Mart. What?

Singing activist Lady Gaga has been campaigning tirelessly against "don't ask, don't tell." But the rider for her concerts states all "political banners" are banned. Guess Gaga is the only one who gets to express an opinion.

In the wee hours of Monday morning, some Russian revolutionaries sneaked onto a drawbridge and spray-painted the Cosmic Cock, in honor of Che Guevara's bday. When the drawbridge raised at 1:40 am, there the unit was, pointing into the sky.

Yesterday we alerted you to Collin O'Neal CNN iReport's gay porn reporter. He got a lot of negative attention for the clip, and so did we. From whom? The gays! You people need to calm down.