Adrienne Martin, the 27-year-old girlfriend of Anheuser-Busch heir August Busch IV, was found dead at Busch's home on Sunday. Martin was an aspiring model and art therapist (here's her iStudio page); police are investigating her death as a "possible overdose."

It was a crime of infinite ridiculousness: Dressed in a sumo wrestling suit, Sandra Talbot assaulted her ex-girlfriend with her own girth and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice, vengeance for flirting with a man dressed as giant Snickers bar.