A New York City postal carrier has been arrested for stealing greeting cards in order to get at the cash inside; more than 130 were found in his car. Michael Olivio was caught red-handed by an elaborate scheme set up by U.S. Postal Inspection special agents, which involved decoy cards and a transmitter. Hey, working at a post office is super boring, what do you want? Olivio's been at it since February, so if you live in Brooklyn and are missing that $5 from your great-aunt Bessie, it's probably because you didn't tip your mailman enough last year—live and learn, people. [AP]

The Clinton Mafia cannot be too pleased by today's piece in the Wall Street Journal, which follows the money from Bill Clinton to his aide Doug Band to Raffaello Follieri, who is a Vatican hanger-on and the man-squire to Anne Hathaway. In fact, we think we hear knees breaking down at Liberty Street right now.