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"If You Are Going To Cheat On Me, At Least Have The Respect Not To Let Me Find Out"
Emily Gould · 12/11/07 06:00PM"I Don't Know What It Is About Women But When They Get A Man, They Get Stupid And Forget Everything Around Them"
Emily Gould · 12/04/07 06:00PM"He Has To Understand That What He Doesn't Do, The Next Man Will Do Happily And Willingly"
Emily Gould · 11/27/07 06:10PM"Is That All You Want Out Of Your Life: Hard Dick And Bubblegum?"
Emily Gould · 11/20/07 06:00PM"That Could Be Your Little Daughter A Few Years From Now That He Is Inching And Pinching On"
Emily Gould · 11/13/07 06:00PM"Tionna Smalls Is Not An Advocate For Violence But You Should Have Whipped Her Ass First And Asked Questions Later."
Emily Gould · 11/06/07 06:07PMGot ish? Our advice columnist, the author and blogger Tionna Tee Smalls, is here to help you handle your problems in a mature and reasonable fashion. Ask her anything! In this week's installment: How to approach a woman who has dated the same man as you in the spirit of sisterly solidarity, and how to beat her up when that doesn't work out.
"It's Sad But Most People Always Love The Person Who Shitted On Them. Believe That."
Emily Gould · 10/30/07 05:00PMTinsley Mortimer Dispenses Excellent Advice On Love
Emily Gould · 10/26/07 12:45PM"This party is so 'Buffy.' I don't mean like the T.V. show Buffy, I mean like these people might all be named Buffy. I'm surprised they didn't bring their tennis rackets," a rumpled cigarette-smoker was saying just outside the party for the second book in "The Upper Class" young adult series at Tailor last night. Well, sure: The party partly was a reunion of sorts for kids who went to Hotchkiss, the posh Connecticut boarding school the books' three authors attended. But party cohost and Heatherette designer Richie Rich had also brought with him a strong contingent of people who work in fashion or at the very least have been on a reality show about working in fashion. And holding court in a corner was the party's other cohost: The most popular boarding school girl of all time, Tinsley Mortimer. The exhilarating ripple of her voice was like a wild tonic in the rain. But Tinsley herself was less like a tonic and more like one of the bubblegum vodka martinis ("bazookas") being dispensed by the open bar: Totally sweet and not at all horrible like maybe you'd expect! Nikola Tamindzic captured the moments.
"Your Vagina Is Your Center. Always Remember That."
Emily Gould · 10/23/07 05:05PMGot ish? Our advice columnist, the noted blogger and author Tionna Tee Smalls, is here to help you confront it all head-on. In this edition, Tionna takes on an unpleasant odor. Those who are for whatever reason phobic about frank discussions regarding women's health should consider themselves warned.
"Sometimes You Have To Do Things You Never Did To Get Things You Never Had"
Emily Gould · 10/16/07 05:00PM"Jobs Treat Their Employees A Certain Way Because They Don't Need You"
Emily Gould · 10/09/07 05:01PMRosie O'Donnell Recalls Happier Times With Onetime Lube-Mentor Barbara Walters
seth · 10/05/07 12:59PMWhen Rosie O'Donnell joined Roseanne Barr on the stage of a New York comedy club last night, she stunned audiences when she abandoned her regular prop-comedy act involving a cardboard standee of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and a black Sharpee with which to scrawl Hitler moustaches. Instead she revealed yet more stunning insights into her abrupt departure from The View, and into her tangled, beyond icky relationship with Barbara Walters:
When Patrick McMullan Created Kristian Laliberte
Emily Gould · 10/03/07 09:30AM"Mr. Laliberte said he first met [celeb shutterbug Patrick] McMullan at the former man's first benefit. 'He took my picture and I ended up talking to him. He was really sweet! He was like, "Don't take this too seriously, just have fun. Go out with your friends. Don't let the scene become you."'" No worries there, fashion publicist and socialgay Kristian Laliberte! The only thing that becomes you less than the scene are those white pants.
It's Men Night!
Emily Gould · 10/02/07 05:00PMProblems? Blogger and author Tionna Tee Smalls is here to advise you. Tionna says she is only answering men's questions today "because men have problems too. You know because people always generalize that woman have the most problems. The postings today show that men have self esteem problems too. You know something like that." Also? She sent us a new picture! It's sort of over the top, except not, because you have to be true to yourself, don't you think?