You might think that letting a cat lick soda out of your mouth might be a cute party trick, but you're pretty much French kissing your cat. Ewww...

This kid is already preparing for his impending fame. He's already mastered his angry response to a nosy cameraman.

Never forgot the difference between a dog and a jungle gym. This puppy forgot while playing on a dog, and paid the price.

The best tool to break down a desk is probably a sledge hammer. The worst tools are probably these guys.

This baby can't figure out if he's really upset or just really amused by what he sees. Maybe he was picking up on his mother's mood patterns from the womb.

Don't you dare ask this dog if he'd like a receipt. He doesn't need a copy for his records.

His pacifier was the perfect tool to lure him into the dishwasher. Once he latches onto the binky, there's no escape. Watch out kid, it's a trap!

Seriously, he's so excited that he got what he wanted, getting in the his only cardio for the next month, or he's about to pee his pants. Maybe all three.

Everyone might be focused on the oil spill devastating the Gulf of Mexico, but there's another spill going on. Someone should have tried the junk shot to stop that milk.

This dad should never have accept to spar with his toddler. Better clarify those rules to forbid kicks to the groin.

Opera singers usually go through some pretty rigorous training. At least his parents know that all those lessons are finally paying off now that he can definitely hit that high note.

It's always a matter of time until someone's going to get hurt, but can you guess where? Introducing AFV's new segment and mini-game show: Head, Gut, or Groin!

Kids these days will do anything for a laugh. It seems a little self-destructive, but at least they're having fun, right?

Sometimes, kids just do the darnedest things. Other times that may be due to the fact that your child is possessed. We may need to find an exorcist for these parents...

Playing with babies is a lot like picking your seats at at a Sea World live animal show: if you sit to close, you might get wet.

I would advise against pulling this prank on someone you live with to avoid clean up duty, or some form of retaliation.

I don't know about you, but if a dachshund ever challenged me in breakdancing, I'd just call it quits for life.

Houdini was able to become the greatest magician of all time by getting audiences to look left when he was going right. Sometimes, coincidence alone can make that happen.

Growing up, my parents always denied me and my sister a Slip n' Slide. "It's too dangerous," they said. "You'll break your necks," they said. Now I understand where they were coming from.

If you ever find there's nothing to watch on TV and have a spare toddler around, put something on and watch their reactions. Best. Entertainment. Ever.