A Pennsylvania college student—who cops discovered giving CPR to his dead girlfriend while covered in her blood—was arrested this weekend in connection with her violent death.

If we were a cop, we'd probably use our Taser sparingly—because sometimes Tasered people die or burst into flames, and that's just too much drama. So we'd definitely not go around Tasering people "just to see what happens," is what we're saying.

Fox News anchor Shepard Smith, who has consistently won praise for, among other things, his compassionate coverage of Hurricane Katrina and his pretty, pretty hair, has signed a $7 million-per-year deal with Fox News to continue anchoring his show. This kind of cash, which catapults Smith into the pay range of network news anchors like Brian Williams, could come in handy the next time Smith has to pay off a reporter after assaulting her with his motor vehicle or fend off a crazysexyfoolish neo-con stalker!