Pat Kiernan and Roger Clark of NY1 are the Batman and Robin of New York City morning television news. Except in this case Robin is a fuckin epic air guitar player, and Batman is like, "What the..."

Behold, we have a new Air Guitar World Champion! Aline "The Devil's Niece" Westphal from Germany took this year's title in a hotly contested battle free of any talent whatsoever in Oulu, Finland. Yes, I understand it's about being wacky and all that, but is hosting a World Championship for 16 years in a row really necessary? Finland hosts all kinds of crazy things, like the Sauna World Championships, which I fully support because that takes endurance, stupidity and you might even die on your path to victory. But air guitar? Give me a break.

Nathan's annual Hot Dog Eating Contest takes place on July 4th. With all the speculation about the contestants, let's get one thing clear: Competitive eating is not a sport. Here are some other activities that should stop pretending they're athletics.

[Frenchman Sylvain "Gunther Love" Quimene rocks some killer pants while winning the Air Guitar World Championships today in Oulu, Finland. Image via Getty]