Before he died, designer Alexander McQueen was always the wackiest show on the fashion calendar. Now in her third ready-to-wear collection, Sarah Burton did not disappoint during the label's presentation in Paris today. There were boob-less dresses, lots of frills, and all sorts of insane shit on the model's faces.

Brad is afraid Angie will stab him in his sleep. Kelly Rowland has a double nip slip. Kate Gosselin lures a man with cupcakes, and fails. Jennifer Lopez wears four pairs of Spanx at once. Tuesday gossip draws shallow breaths.

Fashion designer Alexander McQueen, who committed suicide in February 2010, designated 50,000 pounds ($82,000) towards the care of his three dogs — Minter, Juice, and Callum, pictured — according to the will made public on Tuesday.

In the wake of any gigantic news story, like the death of Osama bin Laden, there are a million other little news stories that don't get nearly enough attention, starve to death, and then wash up on shore with all the other forgotten driftwood. Here are some that got screwed today.

A young upstart named Gwyneth Paltrow is now embarking on a great adventure, specifically conquering the music industry. Also today: Justin Bieber's tweets grow up so fast, there are naked pictures of Britney Spears that exist somewhere, and Kate Middleton picks a dress designer!

According to at least one fashion blogger the Mankini—that strange hybrid men's bathing suit—is here to stay. Why is this idea patently ridiculous? Could this be just the thing that a new generation of men needs?

[The Alexander McQueen spring-summer 2011 ready to wear collection, designed by Sarah Burton, reportedly drew standing ovations in Paris. The model's hair is all, like, woven, by the way. Kooky! Pic via AP.]

[Sarah Jessica Parker fails to shield her eyes from all the atrocious outfits at the memorial for fashion designer Alexander McQueen in London today. Image via Splash]

Designer Alexander McQueen's autopsy reveals he ingested cocaine, sleeping pills, and tranquilizers before hanging himself.

[Alexander McQueen's final collection, completed a few weeks before his suicide last month, was revealed in Paris yesterday and today. The 16 outfits featured his trademark tailoring, attention to detail, and glamorous outlandishness.]

[Kate Moss (pictured), Naomi Campbell, Daphne Guinness, and Stella McCartney joined McQueen's family for his funeral earlier today at St. Paul's church in London. All were in black, many were in McQueen. A fitting tribute, indeed. Image via Flynet]

A coroner says that fashion designer Alexander McQueen, who died last week at the age of 40, committed suicide by hanging himself in his wardrobe. He also reportedly left a suicide note, the contents of which haven't been revealed.

Wedding bells for the stylishly disheveled; Lady Gaga wears a black leotard to mourn McQueen; James Cameron works on Avatar's prequel novel; Prince William sports "suspicious" hair; Gummy Bear gets evicted. Tuesday gossip has two weddings and a funeral.

Believe it or not, this season's final runway show is tomorrow, although those of us not named "Brian Moylan" won't see it for another 10 weeks. Luckily, no press pass is needed to join tonight's live blog!

[Everything about Brooklyn Royalty designer Bob Bland says Alexander McQueen—literally—as she mourned her way through some fashion shows at New York Fashion Week, which kicked off in Bryant Park today. Image via Getty]

A true innovator, Alexander McQueen will be remembered not only as a fashion designer but also as an auteur of the runway. Here's a collection of his best women's ready-to-wear moments from 1999-2009. Fashion week will miss you, McQueen.

Alexander McQueen's death has inspired an outpouring of tributes from the fashion world. (Also, thanks to Kate Moss, we learned his real first name.)

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Alexander McQueen, Designer, Is Dead at 40 [NYT]

A screenshot from Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video. Lobster claw heels!

In a tragic start to New York Fashion Week, supremely talented 40-year-old British fashion designer Alexander McQueen was found dead today at his apartment in London. He reportedly committed suicide.