In anticipation of Sofia Coppola's upcoming movie The Bling Ring, Vice's Mitchell Sunderland sat down with Alexis Neiers to find out if she really did wear four-inch Bebe kitten heels to court. The interview is wonderful. Read it, you C-U-N-T.

Alexis Neiers, famed member of a band of kids who robbed famous actors (and star of a pretty awful reality show) was arrested in Los Angeles for possession of black tar heroin, TMZ says. Her story just keeps getting rosier.

Utah authorities threaten to turn TLC reality show Sister Wives into a procedural justice thriller. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis got drunk before their lesbian kiss. Lindsay Lohan sells paparazzi pictures for $10,000 a pop. Tuesday gossip has arrived.

Hollywood burglar Alexis Neiers shared a jail cell block with Lindsay Lohan, which is either great luck for limelight-addicted Alexis (more interviews) or terrible luck (all anyone wants to talk about is Lindsay). Here's what she has to say.

Oksana's got more tapes—this time, they're voicemails. Amanda Byrnes unretires. Incarcerated Lindsay Lohan: taunted! Someone didn't recognize Kevin Connolly. Vienna Girardi poses in a bikini. Sunday gossip roundup was like, No way. And she was like, Yes way.

After strip and cavity searches, LiLo is in jail—and all the inmates love her! Snooki contemplates her co-stars' jealousies. Jill Zarin dips a toe into politics. Wednesday gossip is cold at first, but it warms up fast.

Celebrity robbery is a status symbol, but actress Amanda Peet isn't famous enough to fall victim to it, according to a juror who acquitted her accused robber yesterday: "We didn't really consider her a Nicole Kidman or anything like that."

Alexis Neiers, "star" of the worst television show ever made, Pretty Wild, was just sentenced to six months in jail for robbing Orlando Bloom's house with the Bling Ring posse. First Vanity Fair, now the courts. Girl's got enemies.

But now we've got a marijuana rumor. Emma Watson gets an on-campus boyfriend. Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant reunite to trade tips for graceful aging. Courtney Love admits to physically harming her daughter. Sunday gossip turns back the clock.

Hollywood has been in awe this week watching the details trickle out about the group of teens arrested for burglarizing the homes of stars including Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Audrina Patridge.