According to what I’ve been reading, the year is 2015, and men are still refusing to eat pussies. What are you—crazy?

Silverback gorilla Kesho and his little bro Alf were born and raised in Dublin Zoo, but were forced to spend the last two-plus years apart while Kesho was off in London trying to get his breed on.

Looks like Paul Fusco is going to get his ALF movie after all.

Paul Fusco, who is not only the creator of beloved 80's sci-fi sitcom ALF but also the voice and principal puppeteer of the show's titular character, recently told The Hollywood Reporter he feels the world is ready for the diminutive Melmackian's triumphant return.

What follows is a dispatch from Joe Muto, formerly known as the Fox Mole, written shortly after he revealed himself on Gawker earlier this month. This morning, Muto's apartment was raided by investigators for the New York County District Attorney's Office, who seized his computer, mobile phone and tablet computer in the course of investigating "attempt[s] and conspiracy to commit...grand larceny, petit larceny, and computer tampering."

"I have a pitch for the next TV Icon segment," Ron Mitchell, our chief booker said.

Watch a "lost" blooper reel containing the iconic 80's wise cracking extra terrestrial puppet dropping the N-bomb and more. The footage comes from a YouTube user that bought the footage as a VHS tape off of Ebay ten years ago.

Everybody loved ALF in the 1980s, but it wasn't until the Emmy winning cartoon hit the airwaves that anybody really understood him. His name was Gordon, and before his planet of Melmac was blown to smithereens he had a family.

"ALF is back! And I don't mean in pog form." There are ALF reruns on WGN now, yall.