The National Rifle Association today held its first press conference since last week's deadly shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary, and the takeaway was clear: We need more guns.

A 40-year-old woman from Altoona, Pennsylvania was recently arrested for drunk driving after she tried (or, perhaps more tellingly, after she failed) to seduce a state trooper. And now you want some details, right?

For $25,000, Altoona, Pennsylvania, is changing its name to "Pom Wonderful" for 60 days later this month as part of the marketing campaign for Morgan Spurlock's new documentary Pom Wonderful Presents the Greatest Story Ever Sold, which is about the incessant creep of product placement, none of which makes any sense.