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The Week In Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ass

mark · 12/07/07 05:25PM



Unquestionably, Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass has seen better weeks. Its "hang" has been discussed in great detail on The View, it's been forced onto the cover of People against its will, and the celebrity-obsessed media, always ready to descend like cellulite-craving vultures the minute even an inch of slightly dimpled skin is exposed, have continued to ignore its size 2 owner's public plea for privacy during these difficult times. Current TV laments this sorry state of affairs, compiling two-and-a-half jam-packed minutes of all the rump-related coverage we've been subjected to over the previous five days; perhaps now that we've all gotten this out of our collective system, Hewitt's embattled buttocks can finally know some peace.