Some days there are no Anchorman 2 trailers at all, and you're left to wonder what is even the point of getting out of bed.

The first full trailer for the Anchorman sequel was released late last night, and with it, the highly anticipated film's plot.

Being the baby of Anchorman writers Will Ferrell and Adam McKay naturally entitles Funny or Die to certain perks. Namely: Gaining exclusive access to an exclusive teaser trailer for the Anchorman sequel.

This (alleged) teaser sheet for the Adam McKay-helmed sequel of the 2004 cult comedy Anchorman has two of my all-time favorite things: Anchorman, and lamps.