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Desperate Retailers Want Us to Spend Even More

Sheila · 12/26/08 03:41PM

It's amusing to watch retailers squirm and cry about disappointing holiday sales. What part of "we don't have money" don't they understand? That's what happens when you balance an economy on consumerism and debt!

You, the Brand

Sheila · 03/20/08 09:20AM

With this business card, they'll never forget your brand. (Especially if you can procure used cars, land, and whiskey?) [via Matt Cutts]

Girl, I Do So Know What You Did This Summer

Rod Townsend · 09/10/07 12:40PM

As summer overdoses and dies, so do our excursions to Fire Island. And so this is our season finale, as it were, of Rod Townsend's adventures among the gays, recording the conversations of their native environment. See ya, gays!

No Country For Old Men

Rod Townsend · 08/24/07 11:20AM

Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

When 'Time Out' Seemed Like A Lifeline

Rod Townsend · 08/07/07 11:40AM

Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. This is the time, and this is the record of the time. Put your hands over your eyes.

The Pines Party

Rod Townsend · 07/30/07 12:50PM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

Do She? She Do!

Choire · 07/19/07 12:00PM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

How The Gays Understand Nature And Science

Choire · 07/12/07 11:30AM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

The Lowest Tea

Choire · 06/20/07 11:22AM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

The Great Gay Train Snobbery

Choire · 06/12/07 12:40PM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. This summer, Rod Townsend will record the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and report back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.