We suppose we should have seen this coming: Andy Cohen, Bravo programming exec and sassy blogger extraordinaire, interviews himself in today's post, thereby bringing to a natural conclusion the molting cycle that began with an anonymous network suit larva, and now ends with a glorious celebrity butterfly, furry antennae atwitter in a constant search for fellow, fabulous Lepidoptera with which to flap his colorful and expensive wings. But what should have been a cakewalk Q & A regarding Cohen's current visit to L.A. quickly turned ugly, with the Two Faces of Andy having a Gollum-vs.-his-reflection-style moment of antagonistic inner-turmoil:

We've made no secret of our fascination with Bravo executive Andy Cohen's blog: Unlike his stuffy-shirted peers, with their dreary preoccupations with developing programming and ratings, Cohen is always at the ready with a starfuckery anecdote and a smile. Today, Andy reviews a Super Important People's screening of Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette: