Megan Fox—whose coin-slot-baring performance in Transformers was egregiously overlooked by nearly all the major Hollywood awards (she did take Best Actress at the Golden Spankbaits)—is featured in this month's Paw Print Magazine. It's a publication for those who feel a little fenced-in by the rigid constraints of Dog and Cat Fancy, as demonstrated by the wide array of exotic photoshoot costars on display.

Everything about today's Joyce Wadler and Abby Aguire's "Who Invited the Dog?" in today's Times is incredible. Including: "Ari Henry Barnes, who works in a New York law firm, is so devoted to his cat, Romeo, that he wipes the animal's behind every time he does 'a stinky boom boom.'" And: "A legion of two animal experts interviewed agreed that taking an unexpected animal to a party is impolite." [NYT]