Lance Armstrong is perhaps America's biggest dick. He is a complete and total fraud, a misogynist, and a gross human being. Banish him from this green earth.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry split. Chelsea Handler has a sex tape. Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek are at war. Lance Armstrong's unborn baby has a Twitter account. A topless bong pic causes controversy. Saturday's gossip roundup is making waves.