The former first lady of both California and Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly withholding her approval due to troubling concerns over the blessed union between her son and known penis aficionado Miley Ray Cyrus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver aren't officially divorced yet, but that didn't stop the former California governor from crudely smudging her face out of his official portrait.

Appropriately titled "Fartzenegger," this supercut does not, technically, include four minutes of Arnold actually farting, per se. It does, however, make it disturbingly clear that Arnold has made quite the career out of contorting his face into expressions similar to ones you might make will passing gas.

What else do you need? (The answer is nothing. You need nothing else in your life but this.)

While the rest of us click on Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards to hear classic Ahnoldisms like, "Who is your daddy?" and "It's not a tumor," Jimmy Fallon just writes the man himself into his sketches. And last night, Fallon really wanted to hear "Get to the choppa!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger, you've finally achieved your lifelong dream of owning an M47 Patton tank! What are you going to do next? Use that tank to crush some shit on video? OK, cool.

As part of a campaign to promote after-school fitness, Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover at a gym earlier this year. No one recognized him... at least not at first.

Fed up with fans constantly bombarding him with requests to belt out his one his iconic movie lines — "even when I walk into Starbucks" — Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to just give in and take requests.

Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions are like assholes: Everybody has one and they all sound like crap.

Comedian Will Sasso, previously known as the best thing about MADtv, is quickly conquering yet another medium: The Internet.

After two scandalous years of dealing with an extramarital affair, an illegitimate son, and a high-profile separation, Arnold Schwarzenegger was all set to wipe the slate clean with a wholesome Hollywood comeback story.

Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the middle of his "I Got the Maid Pregnant and Wrote a Book About It" press tour, during which he's been candid with interviewers about his inner turmoil. (Yes, when your wife starts asking about your illegitimate son, things get rocky.)

On top of the indignity of a 25-year marriage to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver now has to deal with the publicity tour for his new tell-all memoir.

Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was absolved of charges that he abused executive powers when he commuted the sentence of a political ally's son. On his last day of office, Schwarzenegger reduced Esteban Nunez's sentence for voluntary manslaughter from 16 years to seven. Nunez, the son of one time California Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez, was convicted of voluntary manslaughter for the 2008 stabbing of Luis Santos.

The Last Stand, directed by acclaimed South Korean filmmaker Kim Ji-woon (The Good, the Bad, the Weird), is best known for featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger in his first lead role in nearly a decade.

The former governor of California will return to the big screen in a movie that sounds even worse than you'd imagine.

As part of our ongoing project to catalog the 2012 presidential election from a metal point of view, we've been soliciting presidential endorsements from noteworthy American metal musicians. Today: UZALA.

The official Criterion Twitter account has news of an exciting upcoming release: 1990's Kindergarten Cop.

Patrick Schwarzenegger, hunky son of the former California governor, was involved in a ski accident in Sun Valley this weekend. Patrick was not seriously injured and tweeted this photo of the aftermath.

Like the first in this explosive, guns and skull ridden movie, the Expendables sequel is all about the cast. This ensemble group of all stars comes together in one throbbing, heaping helping of testosterone, making this about as actiony a movie as an action movie can get. It's a caricature of the ultimate action flick, like a Snakes on a Plane meta-movie in that everybody- viewers, actors and filmmakers alike- are all in on the joke. If Hollywood were a box of toys, each of these guys is an action figure from a different comic book or TV show that you love, who come together in the sandbox for the ultimate showdown. Chuck Norris is in this for God sakes.