Like a heightened state of regular-people romance, celebrity romance offers its famous participants more of everything—more passion, more love, more cheating—and, should it ever be blessed enough to get to that point, far more artistry when it comes to popping the question. Patricia Arquette recently shared the creative circumstances surrounding Thomas Jane's marriage proposal, and while it was long in coming (the couple has been engaged since 2002 and have a three-year-old daughter), it was certainly worth the wait. From Page Six:

The Arquettes are sort of our generation's answer to the Barrymores—had Lionel risen to prominence for marrying a more successful sitcom actress and John decided to have his sex change documented on national television—and they are being recognized for their collective contribution to TV, movies, and annoying AT&T campaigns with the AFI's Platinum Circle Award. It's an award so family-friendly, even the in-laws are cut in on the action:

Cheeky UK gossip e-newsletter Popbitch will never win any Judith Miller Prizes for journalistic integrity; in fact, we get the feeling they would do hard time if you didn't let them reveal their sources. Take today's item about the coming-out chat Alexis Arquette had with his dad, Lewis Arquette: