Remember When Ashton Kutcher Mistook Slain Girlfriend's Blood for Wine?
Leah Finnegan · 11/19/14 02:09PMAshton Kutcher, new papa, ham-fisted tweeter, adulterer, tech mogul, Bears fan, has lived quite a life in his 36 years. His biography is full of interesting crannies. For instance: He dated January Jones. His favorite cigarette is the filtered Lucky Strike. He is a student of Jewish mysticism. He had a girlfriend who was murdered.