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Successful Street Artist Talks About How He Maybe Raped His Masseuse
Adam Weinstein · 04/18/14 03:17PMA popular street artist who's rubbed elbows with Anthony Bourdain and graffitied the walls of Facebook's headquarters used his sex-talk podcast last month to describe a forceful sexual encounter with his massage therapist that sounded an awful lot like assault.
Tyler Cowen Got Pepper Sprayed In Class
Hamilton Nolan · 03/27/14 08:20AMBritish Jury Couldn't Stop Laughing About Defendant's Penis Size
Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/18/14 07:10PMThe Inspiration For "127 Hours" Uses His One Remaining Arm for Bad
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/08/13 09:30PMBlind Man Beaten in Philadelphia While Witnesses Just Stand There
Lacey Donohue · 10/09/13 08:12PMMob Sexual Assaults In Tahrir Square Are Escalating
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/06/13 09:33AMJoe Francis To His "Retarded" Jury: Just Kidding!
Rich Juzwiak · 05/23/13 09:55AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18okhgdpz914jjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
It was not inevitable that Joe Francis would issue an apology for his remarks to The Hollywood Reporter suggesting the jurors who recently convicted him for unlawful imprisonment should be executed. But what was inevitable is that if an apology were to surface, it would be full of assy qualifications, self-entitlement and victim-playing. And so it has, and so it is. Below is the "apology" Francis issued because someone obviously told him to do it, although they failed to inform him how to do it:
Joe Francis Juror Responds, Confirms He Is Not "Retarded"
Rich Juzwiak · 05/22/13 04:02PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18ohs75dfz468jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
After we published our post on the Hollywood Reporter story, in which Joe Francis said that the "retarded" jury that convicted him earlier this month "should be shot dead," we received an email from one of the 12 not-so-angry people who sat on jury. We followed up with this person by phone to produce the following account of the trial and the response to Francis' insults and allegations.
Joe Francis Says His "Retarded" Jurors "Should Be Lined Up and Shot"
Rich Juzwiak · 05/22/13 12:14PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18oh3kspp3pdtjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has gone wild and it's way better than a bath full of bouncing, barely (or not-at-all) legal coeds. On May 7, the day after he was found guilty of false imprisonment (three counts), assault causing great bodily injury (one count), and dissuading a witness from reporting (one count), The Hollywood Reporter nabbed an exclusive interview with the supreme douche, who was highly emotional and, as revealed later in the ensuing profile, drunk.
Did Teen Skate Rats Attack Man Or Heroically Fight Off Old Creep?
Ken Layne · 05/13/13 11:58AMGirls Gone Wild Creator Found Guilty of Falsely Imprisoning Women
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/07/13 08:05AMSoccer Referee Dies After Being Punched in Face by Teen Player
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 05/05/13 09:09AMMan Beaten and Dragged Off Bus By Driver
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 04/13/13 12:50PMA man in Lincoln, Nebraska was brutally beaten by a bus driver after asking the driver a question about the route of the bus. The video of the attack, which was released by the City of Lincoln, shows a 40-year-old man asking the driver a question. After a brief pause, the bus driver screams at the man about asking the question, and then proceeds to stop the bus and pummel the passenger, before savagely dragging him out of the bus and into the road.
Woman Convicted of Assault After Slapping Guy Who Grabbed Her Ass
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/28/13 02:48PMThis Guy Allegedly Assaulted His Roommate for Drawing Dicks on His Face, Was Booked with Penis on His Cheek
Camille Dodero · 03/26/13 05:32PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18ipt9cyn6rlwjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Everybody knows the rules of binge drinking and bro-habitating: When you pass out anywhere beside your bed after a night of beer bongs and body shots and yelling at sports, you are fair game for a variety of pranks. You may wake up surrounded by stupidly placed bananas, or with cigarettes up your nose, or bearing a crude map of pee-pees all over your forehead. This is just the way it is.
Road Raging Florida Man Severs Girlfriend's Thumb with His Teeth
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/18/13 12:30PMHomeless Man Charged with Assault After NYPD Taped Beating Him Up
Max Read · 10/15/12 03:27PMLast week, two NYPD officers arrived at the Aliya Institute on East New York Ave. on the border of Crown Heights in Brooklyn. They were responding to reports of a trespassing homeless man, later identified as Ehud H. Halevi. Halevi argued briefly with the police, and then, as you can see from the video above, they beat the shit out of him — punching him, hitting him with a nightstick, and pepper spraying him. He was later charged with assault on a police officer.
Lindsay Lohan's Close Personal Friend Says She's 'Not in a Good Place'
Louis Peitzman · 10/06/12 01:46PMLindsay Lohan Allegedly Assaulted After She Confronts Man for Taking Her Picture (UPDATE)
Taylor Berman · 09/30/12 01:34PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18057zlw1bajmjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Amanda Bynes' number one rival Lindsay Lohan is in the news again, although this time it appears the incident wasn't her fault. According to TMZ and the New York Post, Lohan was partying in a Manhattan hotel room with several friends and a few others when a man, who TMZ identifies as Christian LaBella, took a cell phone picture of her. Lindsay, being Lindsay, took umbrage and confronted LaBella, who then allegedly assaulted her. Says TMZ: