Since Christina Aguilera and Cher conspired to ruin the good name of Neo-Burlesque last fall, it's up to these Southern Belle-busters to win it back. Although this clip is cable-safe, how does your boss feel about tasseled pasties?

Pay attention, Charlie Sheen, Kayden Kross is an adult film star you'd be proud to bring home to Mom. In this surprisingly safe-for-TV interview, the multi-talented "Best Actress" details her brilliant discovery of a safe, all-natural appetite suppressant.

February 10th is Verizon iPhone Day here in the US, but G4TV's been playing around with one since Monday. Here's their video review, complete with a side-by-side AT&T / Verizon reception comparison as the team drove around LA.

With a name like "Vandervoort," it's no wonder this fashionable Canadian plays extra-terrestrials on V and Smallville. In this clip, Laura dishes on some of the disgusting pranks that transpire behind the scenes of the outwardly humorless series V.

"Nerd SportsCenter" Attack of the Show! picked the perfect day to visit to the set of Community. This clip catches up with Alison Brie and the gang as they shot last night's tribute to the world's geekiest pastime.

Those of you hoping for a lecture on magnetism will have to settle for Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope's "thoughts" on religion, record-label independence, and the cultural significance of their annual "gathering" of robust australopithecines deep in America's bowels.

Renowned performance artist and maverick sculptor Chris Burden has almost finished this magnet-driven masterpiece, and it's already been sold for "millions of dollars." Is this brilliantly advanced social commentary, or just a toy for grown-up boys?

If you've read Patton's book (or his recent column in Wired), you're probably familiar with the mesmerizing concept of ETEWAF. In this interview, Patton ponders the inevitable ubiquity of the internet with the like-minded Wastelanders of G4TV.

Although Gillian's interview is typically adorable, it's all just a prelude to the surreality of watching the actress extract Quatto — the malformed, conjoined twin from Total Recall — from the belly of Attack of the Show's life-size Cavity Sam.

On Tuesday, Congress and the US Justice Department supposedly asked ISPs to start saving their customers' internet browsing history to facilitate future hypothetical criminal investigations. Before you start to panic, watch this interview.

Apparently, some people find the sensation of mild electrocution pleasurable, and Attack of the Show! felt compelled to investigate. Hire this handsome dominatrix and her Victorian torture medical devices, and you too may end up shouting: "Seacrest! SEACREST!!!"

Last week, we saw the BBC confront Keanu about his lonely sandwich, and yesterday Attack of the Show! continued the trend by asking legendary Sci-Fi ass-kicker Summer Glau about her own internet infamy.

Forget test scores, Americans are geniuses where it counts: finding discreet places to screw. But what if you live in a country with significantly less "personal space?" Japan has an industry devoted to that very problem: Love Hotels.

We were skeptical about Syfy's latest UK-to-US remake until we learned that Being Human is actually a Canadian remake. Well then! Meaghan Rath may haunt this self-aware, supernatural dramedy, but she's delightful to interview.

That disturbance you felt in The Force last night around 7:30 Eastern was the collective reaction of innumerable dweebs falling in love. Ostensibly a Hawaii tourism segment, it's really just an excuse for Alison to showcase her... uh... assets.

The Green Hornet himself finished a week of media blitz with this appearance before his most loyal demographic: the gamers and stoners of G4TV. Meanwhile, is it just us, or does Seth Rogen have the world's most annoying laugh?

After innumerable delays, Seth Rogen's Green Hornet hits theaters Friday, and he'll be riding shotgun in a '60s-era Chrysler Imperial modified with machine guns, missiles, and a flamethrower. Rogen: "We blow up a lot of sh*t on the 405."

In this clip from last night's V, "Anna" gulps down and then regurgitates a rat for a hungry alien baby. Plus! Watch Morena inaugurate Attack of the Show's new set with a candid exploration of the scene's creepy details.

Remember that episode of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon replaced himself with a robot? We have the technology. Check out G4TV's amazing demo of this terrifying "Mobile TelePresence Device" from this week's Consumer Electronics Show.

Will this flick be as bad as we all hope it will be? Um... YES. This horrible junket session is all the proof you'll need. Is it premature to start engraving 2011's Golden Razzie Award on January 6th?