Once in a while an attempted robbery will fail so spectacularly that it becomes necessary to thank the would-be robber for attempting the crime in the first place, thereby allowing the world to witness such astounding defeat.

First, these guys thought it would be a smart move to attempt to rob a Super 8 Motel. Second, without any weapons of this century at their disposal, they used a musket. Spoiler alert: they left without any cash.