Al Qaeda's latest diabolical plot: It's staging an assault on America's eardrums and it's using autotune to do it. A pair of hip-hop jihadis—including Alabama-born convert Omar Hammami—released hot new English-language tracks on a terrorist website this week.

In a country where most marriages are arranged it takes a special kind of man to cause change. Wilbur Sargunaraj is that man, watch as he uses the power of auto-tune and his mustache to end arranged marriage.

For those of us who feel a void where the Flavor of Love series once filled our hearts- this video won't do much for you. Looks like we have an early contender for "Worst Video of the Year."

2009 will be remembered for a lot of things. Those things will probably be remembered better if we mash 'em up and autotune them.