Okay, we know we asked for Sean Delonas before, but this is much, much better. Ladies and gentlemen, from the people who brought you Journalist Gets Tased and Publicist Gets Tased, we are proud to direct you to Rack Gets Tased. This is pretty much how our dreams play out every night, so it's nice to see in real life.

As part of our recurring series about people in repellent professions getting tasered, we are happy to direct you to this clip of Geek Factory head flack Peter Shankman taking a tasering at CES in Las Vegas. So now that we've had our dreams of watching publicists and journalists sucking up 50,000 volts, who will complete the trifecta and tase a cartoonist? We think you know who we're talking about.

Knowing your fondness for footage of journalists in physical discomfort, we are happy to share this video of Olivia Cheng getting tasered (or "tased," as the kids are apparently calling it). This seems to have become something of a journalistic clich : You could probably spend the rest of the afternoon watching happy law enforcement types tasering reporters: We know we will.