Mean-mom Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, bringer of order to Mark Zuckerberg's children's crusade, has turned the too-cool-for-school startup into a place where employees fill out employee surveys. At Facebook, though, they call them "awesomeness" surveys.

Visitors to the Brooklyn Museum beware! Teen girl bandits are roaming Prospect Heights, sneaking up on folks and boppin' 'em on the head. Too bad the wee gangsters are too lazy to hop around the corner to Park Slope... so far.