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God is Punishing Michele Bachmann's Campaign Staffers With Empty Pockets Because They Won't Sign Nondisclosure Agreements
Jordan Sargent · 01/10/13 11:40PMEverything that happens on Earth is the work of God. Hurricanes? God. Earthquakes? God. Michele Bachmann not coming anywhere remotely close to winning the GOP nomination for president? God. Bachmann not paying her campaign staffers because they refuse to sign nondisclosure agreements? I hate it to say it, but that's God's will, y'all. Win some, lose some (to God).
Baby Seal Tries to be Fierce
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 05:04PMNational Geographic Digital Nomad Andrew Evans visited a remote Antarctic island populated by fur seals, and made a video of the absurdly cute baby seals he met there. Check out the baby seal trying to be fierce at 0:15. He thinks he's roaring with fury, but the sound he creates is akin to a toddler's naptime snore. [Cute Overload, Digital Nomad, @WheresAndrew]
World's Tiniest Puppy Cheats Death
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 01:01PMThis Is What Happens When You Tickle a Baby Penguin
Max Read · 04/17/11 05:33PMWe know. We know! Cutesy internet baby animal bullshit is just the worst. Worse even than email signatures with inspirational quotes! What are we, your aunt? And yet we are helpless in the face of this baby penguin being tickled. You watch it, and tell us that you wouldn't have posted it, too.
Nine-Year-Old Raises $2.85 for Gabrielle Giffords
Max Read · 01/21/11 12:53AMLooking to have a nice little cry? Not a sad one, but a sort of sweet, hopeful, lump-in-the-throat kind of deal? Meet nine-year-old Isaac Saldana, who, behind his mother's back, sold his toys to donate $2.85 to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.
Cops Dive into Frigid Waters to Save Drowning Dog
Max Read · 12/31/10 04:05PMA Baltimore cop with the city's Marine Unit dove into freezing cold waters in order to save a drowning dog. Not just any cop, either—this one is a cat person.
Santa Claus Is a Gay Couple Living in Chelsea
Max Read · 12/24/10 11:17AMDog Gives Birth to 17 Puppies, All Survive, Are Cute
Max Read · 12/21/10 12:15AMOtter-Proof Boots
Max Read · 12/10/10 03:41AMSix-Year-Olds Steal Board Game, Snacks in World's Cutest Burglary
Max Read · 12/07/10 08:44PMWedding Toast Morphs Into a Broadway Show-Stopper
Andrew Throdahl · 09/14/10 03:23PMAs a surprise to the bride, her friends and family spontaneously broke out into song at the reception. Even if you aren't a fan of musicals, you'll probably still go "awwwww-uh!" Watch the clip after the jump.
This Is a Monkey Riding a Pig, and It Will Not Burn Any Korans
Max Read · 09/10/10 03:10AMWant to Help Name These Two Cute Baboon Babies?
Max Read · 08/27/10 12:15AMA Leopard Can't Change His Shot
Max Read · 08/11/10 02:17AMAdorable Primate Photographed for First Time Ever
Max Read · 07/20/10 01:15AMSpanish Goalie Iker Casillas Gives the Sweetest Post-Game Interview Ever
Max Read · 07/11/10 09:06PMThis is Iker Casillas, the goalkeeper—and captain—for Spain's winning World Cup team. That's Sara Carbonero, his girlfriend, a reporter for Spanish network Telecinco. Think he can keep it professional in a post-victory interview?