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God is Punishing Michele Bachmann's Campaign Staffers With Empty Pockets Because They Won't Sign Nondisclosure Agreements
Jordan Sargent · 01/10/13 11:40PM
Everything that happens on Earth is the work of God. Hurricanes? God. Earthquakes? God. Michele Bachmann not coming anywhere remotely close to winning the GOP nomination for president? God. Bachmann not paying her campaign staffers because they refuse to sign nondisclosure agreements? I hate it to say it, but that's God's will, y'all. Win some, lose some (to God).
Baby Seal Tries to be Fierce
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 05:04PMNational Geographic Digital Nomad Andrew Evans visited a remote Antarctic island populated by fur seals, and made a video of the absurdly cute baby seals he met there. Check out the baby seal trying to be fierce at 0:15. He thinks he's roaring with fury, but the sound he creates is akin to a toddler's naptime snore. [Cute Overload, Digital Nomad, @WheresAndrew]
World's Tiniest Puppy Cheats Death
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 01:01PMRemember Beyonce? She is two weeks old and was born weighing only four ounces. This may make her the smallest puppy in the world, ABC News reports. She may also be the world's most hard-luck puppy:
This Is What Happens When You Tickle a Baby Penguin
Max Read · 04/17/11 05:33PMWe know. We know! Cutesy internet baby animal bullshit is just the worst. Worse even than email signatures with inspirational quotes! What are we, your aunt? And yet we are helpless in the face of this baby penguin being tickled. You watch it, and tell us that you wouldn't have posted it, too.
Nine-Year-Old Raises $2.85 for Gabrielle Giffords
Max Read · 01/21/11 12:53AMLooking to have a nice little cry? Not a sad one, but a sort of sweet, hopeful, lump-in-the-throat kind of deal? Meet nine-year-old Isaac Saldana, who, behind his mother's back, sold his toys to donate $2.85 to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.
Cops Dive into Frigid Waters to Save Drowning Dog
Max Read · 12/31/10 04:05PMA Baltimore cop with the city's Marine Unit dove into freezing cold waters in order to save a drowning dog. Not just any cop, either—this one is a cat person.
Santa Claus Is a Gay Couple Living in Chelsea
Max Read · 12/24/10 11:17AMClick to viewHundreds of kids in New York City think that Santa Claus lives on West 22nd Street. He does not (he lives in the North Pole, duh)—these two guys do. But after receiving 450 letters, they're helping out anyway.
Dog Gives Birth to 17 Puppies, All Survive, Are Cute
Max Read · 12/21/10 12:15AM
A dog in Germany gave birth to 17 healthy puppies! They were bottle-fed because "their mother's nipples could have never coped with the demand," which is a set of words I never expected to read in an AP article.
Otter-Proof Boots
Max Read · 12/10/10 03:41AM
[Why, yes, that is a once-abandoned three-month-old sea otter named Ollie curled up for a nap on her rescuer Caitlin Dixon's boots. And, yes, it is, actually, the cutest picture ever taken. Photo via AP. And yes, there's video.]
Six-Year-Olds Steal Board Game, Snacks in World's Cutest Burglary
Max Read · 12/07/10 08:44PM
Two six-year-olds and a three-year-old were caught robbing a house in Covington, La. over the weekend, thankfully stopping the would-be thieves at the start of, presumably, the most adorable crime wave known to man. Here's their haul:
Wedding Toast Morphs Into a Broadway Show-Stopper
Andrew Throdahl · 09/14/10 03:23PMAs a surprise to the bride, her friends and family spontaneously broke out into song at the reception. Even if you aren't a fan of musicals, you'll probably still go "awwwww-uh!" Watch the clip after the jump.
This Is a Monkey Riding a Pig, and It Will Not Burn Any Korans
Max Read · 09/10/10 03:10AMIt's been a hard week, between the Koran-burning man, and the enormous explosion in California, and the accusations of war crimes. You deserve a massage and a cold drink. But more than that: You deserve a monkey riding a pig.
Want to Help Name These Two Cute Baboon Babies?
Max Read · 08/27/10 12:15AM
Oh my god! The Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn has two baby baboons, and they are so cute. They also don't have names, and the zoo is holding a contest to name them. Do you want to watch them play?
A Leopard Can't Change His Shot
Max Read · 08/11/10 02:17AM
[This is a snow leopard cub at the Oklahoma City Zoo, investigating the photographer's camera. So cute! But yeah, it would actually eat you, for sure. Pic via AP.]
Adorable Primate Photographed for First Time Ever
Max Read · 07/20/10 01:15AM
[This delightful furry fellow is a Horton Plains slender loris, a species thought to be extinct until it was photographed in Sri Lanka by the Zoological Society of London. Next time let's use red-eye reduction, okay guys? Pic via AP.]
Spanish Goalie Iker Casillas Gives the Sweetest Post-Game Interview Ever
Max Read · 07/11/10 09:06PMThis is Iker Casillas, the goalkeeper—and captain—for Spain's winning World Cup team. That's Sara Carbonero, his girlfriend, a reporter for Spanish network Telecinco. Think he can keep it professional in a post-victory interview?
Gyrating Baby Dances His Way in to Our Hearts
Kristina Lucarelli · 06/17/10 12:31PMDancing babies, aren't they the greatest? This kid takes it to a new level, complete with table top groovy hip shaking and Elvis style finger pointing. All set to salsa music. Sweet dance moves? Check. Potty Training? Pending.
New Species Discovered in 'Lost World,' Most Are Cute
Max Read · 05/18/10 10:14PM
The very endearing results of a 2008 expedition to New Guinea's Foja Mountains have been released. The recently-discovered species include the smallest known wallaby and a frog with a nose. [Time; pic, from Foja in 2007, via AP]