Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."

Here's what the Aunt "J" had to say about this little shitbag: "Hi Gawker, This will make you smile until your cheeks hurt. His name is Jack, he is almost two and he's my awesome nephew..." Sorry, Aunt J. Not happening. Nope. Little Jack will not go viral because he beat that whole "Be-shao!!!!" gibberish to death in less than two minutes. Plus Jack seems a little too proud of himself in that highchair and will become an insufferable narcissist if you don't stop encouraging him.