It's hard to believe Alexis Bryan is just now entering her third trimester. The wife of the Observer's Spencer Morgan, daughter of ex-telecom mogul Shelby Bryan, sort-of stepdaughter of Anna Wintour, employee of Graydon Carter, and soon-to-be mom of someone who will, no doubt, be one of Manhattan's most well-dressed tots, has been expanding before our eyes (and the cameras) for the past few months. Below, a look back at Alexis's growing bump, which we're sure she'll want to print out and include in her baby book.

"Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the South of France in anticipation of giving birth to twins..." [People]

Eva Longoria showed up to the CFDA awards last night in a curve-hugging hot pink Diane von Furstenberg cocktail dress, although whether she a) looked bloated; b) was totally pregnant; or c) was "pert" and "mesmerizing" seems to depends on who you ask. The Daily News concluded she was with child and started disseminating the news accordingly. (Their only evidence: an unflattering pic of her midsection.) The Sun said Longoria "stole the show," looked "stunning," and "transformed her pert boobs into a truly mesmerizing cleavage." E!'s Fashion Police called it an atrocity: "Like a mangled car parked in front of your school before prom, Eva’s disaster reminds us there are certain colors, styles and shoe pairings we should never replicate." Guess that applies to your hot pink dress, too, Tory.