Nicolas Cage, the worst actor of his generation (watch here), has a new movie—Drive Angry, in which he plays a car enthusiast who escapes Hell to save his granddaughter—coming! If you thought The Wicker Man looked bad, well...

Did you remember to watch the Justin Bieber-filled premiere of CSI last night? No? Well, you're in luck, because a video featuring every onscreen moment—yes, every cringe-worthy, awkward one of them—of Bieber's appearance is inside this here post!

And the Academy Award for Best Fake Injury Goes to... Derek Jeter! During Wednesday night's Yankees/Rays game, Jeter acted as if a pitch had stuck his hand. He even writhed in pain! Too bad it never hit him. Video inside.

Oh, joy! Sometimes, Monday brings things that make us laugh, and this is one of them: a preview clip of Justin Bieber's guest appearance on the upcoming CSI season premiere. Inside, watch—and laugh/cringe—along with the rest of us.

Chris Klein was never known for his great acting prowess, but this is just epically—and hilariously—horrible. Here's a video montage that includes every single one of Klein's lines in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Secondhand embarrassment, inside!

For Thomas Bates the time has come that all fathers fear: telling your daughter that her mother was a succubus. Isn't it hard enough being a teenager nowadays without finding out you are half demon? Terrible acting inside!

Oh LAWD is this bad. Fresh off the press, here's Bristol Palin, making her acting debut on Secret Life of an American Teenager. Palin plays—shocker!—a teen mom, so you'd think she'd be convincing, right? Uh, nope. Video inside.

CSI had a little bit o' country twang to it last night. An intertwined thriller involving Rascal Flatts' bassist being afflicted with amnesia after his guitar attacked him. Also a canoe? And German diplomats? Whatever, Rascall Flatts are terrible actors.