[An irritated sea lion pup spent four hours hiding underneath a San Diego police car before being pulled out by Sea World animal care specialist Kevin Robinson. It will be released within two months. Pic via AP]

So. Katie Couric's debate was canceled, and her ratings are the lowest ever, and also now Larry King has signed a contract extension with CNN. Through 2010, when he will be 77. That was supposed to be Katie's post-election job! Oh no!