A couple in Georgia was arrested and charged with cruelty to children in the first degree after allegedly giving their two-year-old son a mixed drink made of Coke and 40 proof Paul Masson Brandy.

Bless this great tradition of parents exploiting their children coming out of an anesthesia-induced haze. Bless them, every one.

Even though their parents are picketing the court house to get them back, 5-year-old Adolf Hitler and his three-year-old sister Aryan Nation are still in foster care after being taken away from their parents last year.

When a tow truck found Fredly Misere on the side of a highway in Pawtucket, Rhode Island early this morning, he was asleep behind the wheel with a beer bottle in his lap. When they took him to jail and took his car to the impound lot, they didn't know his two kids were in the backseat.

Are you a goal-oriented person who, for career focus-related reasons, has recently placed your newborn in the care of a near-stranger? If so, you should probably prepare some answers for when the police come asking about your baby's whereabouts.

Well, that was quick. Good Morning America reports that Botox Mom Kerry Campbell has lost custody of the 8-year-old daughter she bragged about beautifying with Botox and "virgin waxes." Child Protective Services is investigating the case; in the meantime little Britney Campbell is away from her mother and "doing well." [GMA]

It's time that Kerry Campbell, the pageant mom who proudly admitted to injecting her 8-year-old daughter with Botox and administering "virgin waxes" so her child "won't development pubic hair," gets a moniker. Let's go with "Botox Mom."

The New Jersey white supremacist couple that named one of their offspring Adolf Hitler will not regain custody of their children, an appeals court has ruled. The children were removed from the house because of a domestic abuse situation.

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