bad-things
Tennessee Principal To Gay Students: You're Going To Hell (UPDATED)
Danny Gold · 03/01/12 10:58PMDon't Even Think of Throwing a Subway Party
Brian Moylan · 08/10/11 01:42PMWhen the subway pulls into your station, you never know what you're going to find. You might end up sitting next to a passed out junkie in a wheelchair, you might get stuck on the dreaded "stinky car," or, worst of all, there might be a bunch of tacky assholes who took over the train with their party.
We've Already Found the Worst New Show of the Fall Season
Brian Moylan · 08/09/11 05:07PM'At Least 40' Al Qaeda Suspects Escape from Yemen Jail
Jeff Neumann · 06/22/11 07:31AMKaty Perry Is a Comedic Actress Now
Richard Lawson · 06/08/11 09:20AMFried candy pop act Katy Perry, already a hilarious musical comedienne with ribald and tasteful songs like "Ur So Gay" (in which she says she hopes an ex-boyfriend hangs himself with his faggy scarf), has now entered the realm of funny acting with a new video.
Simon Van Kempen Releases the Worst Real Housewives Single Yet
Brian Moylan · 04/21/11 03:11PMBetween Kim Zolciak, Countess Crackerjacks, and Danielle Staub, it's pretty hard to "drop" the worst single ever spawned from Bravo's metastasizing Real Housewives franchise. Leave it to Simon van Kempen, husband of Real Housewives of New York's Alex McCord, to take the cake with an astronomically bad creation.
Is This the End of the World?
Richard Lawson · 01/05/11 04:15PMAnti-Gay Groups Score Big in Iowa
Remy Stern · 11/03/10 11:07AMFred Thompson Wants Poor Old People to Buy Sleazy, Gov't-Backed Reverse Mortgages
Jim Newell · 06/28/10 06:06PMCover Your Ears, Countess LuAnn's Single Has Arrived
Brian Moylan · 04/26/10 03:41PMSmoking's Harm Exaggerated Unnecessarily
Hamilton Nolan · 02/17/10 05:09PMBad Things Might as Well Happen to People Who Are Already Miserable
Hamilton Nolan · 01/28/10 04:52PMMartha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
Brian Moylan · 11/23/09 12:45PMThe Martha Stewart-Rachael Ray feud is amazing on paper: two head-strong domestic divas (one with a rap sheet) going at it in the press. It could have been as juicy as the Tropicana warehouse. Now it's ended with a whimper.