The object of Jimmy Fallon's "Word Sneak" game is to work some preassigned random words into a conversation as seamlessly as possible. But for Bryan Cranston to do that, he'd have to know what a badonkadonk is. Which he clearly does not.

Tumblr's boy genius founder David Karp (pictured) doesn't just have a blogging platform rife with media people, a nice office, and a big dick*, but he also is way skinny and feels bad about it. He writes: