You have to feel bad for Alfonzo, who was probably hoping to nab a normal(ish) date out of his participation on Baggage. Little did he know that his three dating choices had a trifecta of bizarre eating habits.

Flavor of Love's Shatar surfaced from VH1 reality limbo on GSN's Baggage. It would have been nice to see her if her dog didn't yak in the middle of this dating show!

Watch to see this camera-shy Baggage contestant lose her cool while on the spot. The poor girl even blurts out that she wants a hot dog for no reason. At least she has her spanking achievements to be proud of!

Have you been watching Jerry Springer's Baggage? The premise is simple—it's a dating show where people reveal their emotional/dating baggage before going out on a date. Sounds innocent enough—until a man admitted to making out with his dog.

As our review copy of Rosie O'Donnell's memoir appears to have gotten lost in the mail, we've had to settle for the modest trickle of leaks available in press coverage, where so far we've learned of Donald Trump's molluskan qualities and of childhood tea parties in which the self-exiled former View panelist would horrify her stuffed animal collection by crushing her metacarpals with a croquet mallet. Now USA Today provides the most comprehensive preview yet, including an interactive feature that allows you to click on a celebrity to read what Rosie wrote about them (apparently we all killed Anna Nicole!), and a review: