Best comment of the week award (winner gets half the Webvan profits) goes to sarahka:

Baidu is still running hot. The Chinese search engine still owns over half of all searches in China, with Google (who owns 2.6% of its rival) trailing at under a third. The stock tanked on NASDAQ last year, but it launched on Amex this Friday.

"I know you don't know," Chinese search company Baidu tells Google, dancing circles around it in this viral video. After the jump, I'll tell you what the hell Baidu is saying.