A car thief threw a brick at the window of a car outside Gerry Brady's pub in Drogheda, but the brick bounced off the window and hit the car thief in the face, the Irish Independent reports.

Khloe Kardashian was driving Kim Kardashian, North West, and Kylie Jenner through Bozeman, Montana Saturday morning when she skidded on ice, crossed into oncoming traffic, and landed in a ditch, TMZ reports. Why were they in Montana? Doesn't matter, they're fine.

Four people were struck and killed by automobiles in New York City this weekend, bringing the number of pedestrian fatalities this month to nine. In response, the NYPD is cracking down... on jaywalking. This is like blaming the deer for getting in the way of the hunter's bullet.

In most places, walking, the fundamental process of mobility for humans, is an indispensable activity, on par with breathing. In Los Angeles it is a crime, with an associated $200 fine.

The editor-in-chief of Jalopnik, our car-focused sister site, moved to New York last week, and promptly got the Accord he was driving towed. Welcome to the city, Matt.