[Indian micro-artist Ramesh Sah shows off his painted thumbnail today as President Obama visits India. Image via AP]

President Obama's upcoming trip to India won't cost $200 million a day, and "34 warships" aren't accompanying him to the subcontinent. But it doesn't matter! It's already the hot new right-wing anti-Obama rumor.

Tonight, Jon Stewart discussed President Obama's decidedly boring post-midterm elections press conference, reminding us of the fact that the media cared about two things: 1) does Obama know how much he sucks, and 2) does he "get it?" Video inside.

Sarah Palin recently "favorited" an Ann Coulter tweet that linked to a picture of a sign about "The blood of Jesus against Obama," our "Taliban Muslim illegally elected President USA: Hussein." This might be awkward if she runs for president!

In an Esquire article entitled "Why President Obama Will Never Be Barack Obama Again," news dramatist Tom Junod gets a case of the vapors while lamenting Tuesday's election results. Let us fan him while Harry Reid fetches smelling salts.

[Barack Obama looked practically on the verge of tears today at a White House press conference. But that's what happens when your House gets taken away from you. Images via Getty. Click to expand.]

Today we were a little down about, y'know, all that election stuff. And so was Still-President Obama, who gave a too-humble speech about it. But screw that! It's time for tough talk. Luckily one commenter gave the President a script.

The GOP won its very own House! Now's the part where they throw their shit all over the walls. Here are the criminal enterprises, like science and community organizers, that the GOP will use its newfound subpoena power to crush.

Barack Obama seemed cheery today at his post-election press conference, just relieved that the death parade is finally over. He humbly accepts your "shellacking," America, and he'll think about all this stuff after he flees the country. Clip below.

Obama! Sure, he's president and all. But what has he even done so far?

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on tomorrow's midterm elections. Stewart first mocked Democrats for the "delusional" thought that they'd retain a Congressional majority, and then blasted Fox News for trying to make President Obama seem racist. Video inside.

American Idol host and sexually perplexing Ken doll Ryan Seacrest is interviewing President Obama tomorrow. He's crowdsourcing interview questions on his Facebook page. Let's see what his followers came up with.

Moments ago, President Obama's Connecticut rally was interrupted by activists looking for more global AIDS funding. Obama reacted by telling them that "the other side" doesn't fund them (not true) and suggested they interrupt Republican rallies (classy!). Watch inside.

President Obama says the suspicious packages intercepted in England and Dubai "apparently contained explosive material."

Fox News has taken it upon itself to teach the nation's first African American president a thing or two about racially-sensitive rhetoric.

Here are chief White House photographer Pete Souza's ten favorite images of the Obama presidency (it's the one-year anniversary of "Photo of the Day"). What nice photos! The one with the little boy! Souza should totally get Hipstamatic, though.

Tonight, President Obama sat down for a 30-minute Daily Show interview with Jon Stewart. Much was discussed! There was talk of the economy, health care reform, midterm elections, and more—a few pretty tense moments, too. Video highlights, inside.

This week, President Obama told Latino voters that they should go to the polls in order to "punish [their] enemies." Republican "enemies," presumably. On tonight's Factor, Bill O'Reilly—and especially Dennis Miller—took issue with Obama's controversial comments. Watch inside.

Barack Obama invited some special friends for a first-of-its-kind, in-person White House chat today: liberal bloggers who are always mean to him! And the first report back suggests that they discussed Obama's legislative strategy for repealing DADT. He has one!

Author Jonathan Franzen had what he claims was a "delightful" meeting with Barack Obama in the White House today, to talk about whatever. Hopefully Obama finished that copy of Freedom he illicitly accepted at a Martha's Vineyard bookstore beforehand.